I was on a public bus minding my own business until a gorgeous woman next to me started to breastfeed her baby, but the baby wouldn’t take it. She smiled at me, then I heard her say, “Come on, drink it, or I’ll have to give it to this nice man here.”
Five minutes later, the baby was still not feeding, and she repeated, “Come on, honey. Take it, or I’ll give it to this nice man here.”
A few minutes later, I got frustrated and blurted out, “Come on, kid. Make up your mind! I was supposed to leave four stops ago!