Bob, an undertaker, recently came home with a black eye.
His wife asked him, “What happened to you?”
“I’ve had a terrible day!” says Bob.
“I had to go to a hotel, where a guest had died in his sleep! When I got there, the manager said they couldn’t get him into a body bag, because he had a huge erection!”
“Anyway, I went up, and sure enough, there was this big naked man, lying on the bed with a huge erection! So I grabbed his erection with both hands and tried to bend it in half!
I see!” said the wife, “That must have been terrible! But how did you get the black eye?”
Bob replied, “Wrong room!
