Witty People Who Know How to Get What They Want

I pick up my daughter from daycare, and she is crying loudly. Through her tears, she tells me, “Irene told me that I will never have a cool doll like hers. I don’t deserve it.” I feel sad for her, so we quickly go to the store. At the store, I buy her the same doll that Irene has. When we get home, my daughter is very happy. I feel proud and tell my wife everything that happened. My wife is surprised and says that there is no girl named Irene in the daycare.

 

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