A family once took me on vacation with them to watch their kids while they explored the area. That week, I slept on the couch in the living room. One late night, the children were asleep, and I lay there on the couch when the parents returned. The dad glanced at me and whispered, “Is she sleeping?” Assuming I was, he proceeded to let out deafeningly loud farts, one after another, filling the room with an unbearable stench.

Upon hearing the loud noise, I immediately stood up. The father looked shocked and accused me, asking if I had just farted. His accusation infuriated me. I confronted him about what a terrible person he was and how disrespectful his behavior had been. I gathered my belongings, walked out of the house, and since then, I have not heard anything from them.