A coworker made a pass at my girlfriend at a social event. He said, “It’s a free country,” and tried to shake hands, so I pretended I was cool and gave him a bro hug but didn’t let go.
When he looked at me, puzzled, I inched my face close to his and romantically closed my eyes, like I was going in for a kiss. When he pushed me off, and said, “What the heck?” I told him, “That’s exactly how she felt. Stay away from us.